Judgement Night

There was a lot to unpack. A lot. So, let’s take it from the top.

  • Cheryl “Katniss Everdeen” Blossom 
  • “If it bleeds, it leads.” Alice Cooper teaching some key journalism lessons here.
  • Archie finally seeing the light regarding Hiram Lodge gives my soul some relief.
  • Re: Hiram and Hermione, to quote VeeLo herself – “You two deserve each other.”
  • Bailing on Reggie the moment his work is done? Classic Hiram
  • Andre deserves a pay raise
  • A million dollars seems a little too excessive? But again, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • More Cheryl and Betty team-ups, please
  • “Serpent scum.” Really, Moose? You guys are teens in Riverdale, USA, not imperial officers in a galaxy far far away
  • Riverdale = Gotham City
  • Principal Waldo Weatherbee @ the serpents and Bulldogs: THERE WILL BE NO BITCHIN IN MY FUCKING KITCHEN
  • I love the 80′s synthpop music in this episode
  • Betty might have just saved FP’s life
  • october surprise? bitch I thought that was pumpkin pie recipes
  • oh look it’s the War Boys from Mad Max
  • Archibald Andrews?? sensible?? it’s more likely than you think
  • Hot Riverdale Dads to the Rescue!
  • smurfette? excuse you penny peabody you do not make cracks on someone’s height (yours angrily, a short person)
  • psycho, or a home film starring hal cooper? spot the difference
  • I couldn’t care less about hal’s grandpa
  •  you don’t have a darkness you are a run of the mill serial killer with mommy issues
  • how many times do I have to see this nice man be shot
  • I would have made a kylo ren joke about hal, but I don’t wanna insult kylo