Author: Incorrect Riverdale Quotes

mushroom-cookie-bears:

send me a character and i’ll list:

  • favorite thing about them
  • least favorite thing about them
  • favorite line
  • brOTP
  • OTP
  • nOTP
  • random headcanon
  • unpopular opinion
  • song i associate with them
  • favorite picture of them

Archie, after being arrested for Cassidy’s murder: This is the worst day ever!

Reggie: Why, because you’ve been arrested?

Archie: No, because it’s a little humid -YES, BECAUSE I’VE BEEN ARRESTED!

teenagecriminalmastermind:

Okay guys, so I’m really low on money and desperately need a new laptop for college. My old one went bust and simply cannot be repaired, and as an engineering student I need a machine that I can work on after class hours.

I’d like to spare my parents the expense since they’re also funding my brother’s education right now as well as my grandma’s surgery and post op.

Every dollar counts! Even a small donation of $1 or $2 really helps.

DONATE HERE

Archie *seeing a pigeon at the airport*: Now that’s what I call a frequent flyer!

Judge: Reginald Mantle, I am sentencing you to 68 years of imprisonment for grand larceny.

Veronica, as Reggie’s lawyer, suffering: Your honor, my client respectfully requests one more year to be added to their sentence.

Unrelated but

I love all of Taylor Swift’s “Lover”, but I can’t bring myself to listen again to Soon You’ll Get Better.

My mom is going into a major surgery soon and if things go even remotely south, it could be fatal for her. The line “who am I supposed to talk to, what am I supposed to do, if there’s no you?” makes me break down in tears, and I can’t even imagine how difficult it must be for Taylor to see her mom go through it all.

Best wishes and all my love and luck to you @taylorswift

A newfound fan and kinda scared daughter

bn-j1:

eliyora:

whetstonefires:

roachpatrol:

mollykittykat:

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HE THREW THE NOTHING AWAY JUST TO MAKE A FUCKING POINT

Drama Emperor Alfred Pennyworth

Alfred is the real hero. Fucking fite me!!!

Excuse me, everyone is always about Batman being so cool ans Spider-Man so funny but there is only one true emperor of snark in the comics realm and it’s Alfred Pennyworth.

And it’s true for every incarnation

Every. Fucking. One.

me @ this season’s premiere:

Thank you, Fred Andrews, for being the best on-screen dad on this mess of a show.

And thank you, Luke Perry, for leaving this world better than it was before you.

congratulations to Riverdale for making me cry with this episode