Author: Incorrect Riverdale Quotes

Judge: Reginald Mantle, I am sentencing you to 68 years of imprisonment for grand larceny.

Veronica, as Reggie’s lawyer, suffering: Your honor, my client respectfully requests one more year to be added to their sentence.

Unrelated but

I love all of Taylor Swift’s “Lover”, but I can’t bring myself to listen again to Soon You’ll Get Better.

My mom is going into a major surgery soon and if things go even remotely south, it could be fatal for her. The line “who am I supposed to talk to, what am I supposed to do, if there’s no you?” makes me break down in tears, and I can’t even imagine how difficult it must be for Taylor to see her mom go through it all.

Best wishes and all my love and luck to you @taylorswift

A newfound fan and kinda scared daughter

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HE THREW THE NOTHING AWAY JUST TO MAKE A FUCKING POINT

Drama Emperor Alfred Pennyworth

Alfred is the real hero. Fucking fite me!!!

Excuse me, everyone is always about Batman being so cool ans Spider-Man so funny but there is only one true emperor of snark in the comics realm and it’s Alfred Pennyworth.

And it’s true for every incarnation

Every. Fucking. One.

me @ this season’s premiere:

Thank you, Fred Andrews, for being the best on-screen dad on this mess of a show.

And thank you, Luke Perry, for leaving this world better than it was before you.

congratulations to Riverdale for making me cry with this episode

please ask me I’m bored

I’ll now be posting all of my unsolved bullshit on @unsolved-nine-nine so follow me there for the latest hotdaga updates and whether shane is definitively a demon or not

in the midst of a mental breakdown right now over the stupidest fucking thing and really hating myself

as Eid falls in pride month, I just wanna wish all my LGBTQIA+ followers and friends a happy Pride and Eid Mubarak!