Author: Incorrect Riverdale Quotes

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Gargoyle: I ain’t talking

Jughead *sharpens knife*: We got ways of making people talk *cuts piece of cake*

Gargoyle: can I have some?

Jughead *mouth full*: cake is for talkers

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I know I talk smack about Riverdale’s plot and how it seems to be written entirely by people on PCP and predictive text, but it is enjoyable with fun twists and turns, and it keeps me coming back. Sometimes, that’s all you need from a show.

(also it’s way less disappointing than GoT so that’s that)

I CANT LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT HAPPENS NOW A…

I CANT LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT HAPPENS NOW AAAA WHAT ABOUT JUGHEAD

I have a feeling Jughead isn’t dead – injured, maybe? Or maybe he killed someone and the Core Four are now helping him disappear and hide the evidence.

But yeah season 4 can’t come quickly enough

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itsmarscosta:

Oh. My. Heart. So Alice didn’t lie to Betty when she told her she did see Charles and it was like she had never lost him? Holy shit!

I mean in a way the Farm did let her speak to her son so…

I recant all my cuckoo Alice statements

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pour one out for my boy, the Wordless Wonder™, Trevor Stines

what a G, he keeps coming back doing fuck all with no lines and still has plot and fandom relevancy

we stan a true king

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apa-sprouse:

Actual footage of Archie in the riverdale finale:

theheavycrown: Jughead Jones and Betty Cooper…

theheavycrown:

Jughead Jones and Betty Cooper, heirs to two rival kingdoms, meet for the first time in an enemies to lovers, love at first sight tale of love and woe. How long can they resist their feelings?

who’s writing this AU I will pay you in my thanks and candy

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also shout-out to about a hundred fanfic writers (and me) for writing in Charles as an FBI agent before the writers did

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I need someone to explain that flash forward to me cause I sure as fuck don’t know what is happening right now

RIP jaime lannister’s character development

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