Archie: If Kirby absorbed you, what power would he get?
Archie she’s going to hit you with a frying pan
Oh my god he has airpods he can’t hear me
Jughead: Promise me something, Archie. Never breed.
Archie: I’ll try.
Archie: Why are you looking at me like this is my fault?
Jughead: Because it is your fault.
Archie: Yeah, you’re probably right.
Jughead: Are you drunk?
Archie: I don’t know, Mom, am I?