Jughead: So, you think she’s the girl for me?
Kevin: Oh, yeah. She’s tons of fun, and you’re no fun at all. She completes you.
Betty: Okay guys! If you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
I’d be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.
…Creative! Okay, who’s next?
that SNL skit was still better written than an actual episode
Jughead: Archie is one of my best friends
Archie: *doing the Fortnite dance*
Jughead: I lied I don’t know this boy