Archie, after being arrested for Cassidy’s murder: This is the worst day ever!
Reggie: Why, because you’ve been arrested?
Archie: No, because it’s a little humid -YES, BECAUSE I’VE BEEN ARRESTED!
Judge: Reginald Mantle, I am sentencing you to 68 years of imprisonment for grand larceny.
Veronica, as Reggie’s lawyer, suffering: Your honor, my client respectfully requests one more year to be added to their sentence.