Category: riverdale incorrect quotes

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Fred punching Hiram needs to be added

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Hi

I don’t know if anyone has noticed but I haven’t been very active in a few months but now that season 3 is here I’ll be active! So feel free to message me, send asks and get ready to be spammed with Riverdale content

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Cheryl: *gets a papercut*

Me: HASN’T SHE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?!

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Jughead: *standing outside holding a sign that says “prom?”*

Kevin: YES! I thought this day would never come!

Jughead: No, can you get Betty’s attention?

Kevin: Betty, I’m going out with your boyfriend!

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Cheryl: What was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Toni: That I was straight.

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What should have happened…

Officer: Let’s go, son. You are going away for a long time.

Archie: Let me ask my girlfriend.

Officer: It’s not a choi-

Archie: Sorry, she said no

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Reggie: Be honest. Are you as shocked as I am that it’s not me who is going to juvie?

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Betty: *doesn’t want to be part of a cult*

Polly: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU

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Reggie: Sometimes I go “damn I love that bitch” and that bitch is always Archie Andrews.

Archie: Thanks?

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What are your thoughts on the theory that nothing is happening in Riverdale it’s just Jughead writing his book?

If you know any other crazy theories let me know because I love them!