Fred punching Hiram needs to be added
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Cheryl: *gets a papercut*
Me: HASN’T SHE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?!
Jughead: *standing outside holding a sign that says “prom?”*
Kevin: YES! I thought this day would never come!
Jughead: No, can you get Betty’s attention?
Kevin: Betty, I’m going out with your boyfriend!
Cheryl: What was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Toni: That I was straight.
Officer: Let’s go, son. You are going away for a long time.
Archie: Let me ask my girlfriend.
Officer: It’s not a choi-
Archie: Sorry, she said no
Reggie: Be honest. Are you as shocked as I am that it’s not me who is going to juvie?
Betty: *doesn’t want to be part of a cult*
Polly: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU
Reggie: Sometimes I go “damn I love that bitch” and that bitch is always Archie Andrews.
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