Category: riverdale incorrect quotes

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What are your thoughts on the theory that nothing is happening in Riverdale it’s just Jughead writing his book?

If you know any other crazy theories let me know because I love them!

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Sheriff Keller: I don’t want you getting involved in police business anymore! If something happens report it and leave it to us.
Betty: Fine. When should I hand in my badge and gun?
Sheriff Keller: WHEN DID YOU GET A BADGE AND GUN?!?

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Cheryl: Looking fierce, Blossom
Toni: Just because I took your last name doesn’t mean you get to call me Blossom. I’m still Toni
Cheryl: What? I was talking to myself

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Toni: Don’t take my pillow!
Cheryl: That’s my ass!

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Sweetpea: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic…

Sweetpea: I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Toni: Well yeah, but people love dogs.

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Playing Monopoly

Cheryl: I will destroy everything you guys love!

Toni: what if I love you?

Cheryl: Jokes on you I‘ve been self destructive my entire life

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Veronica: I wish we could block people in real life

Josie: Restrainging order

Cheryl: Murder

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Jughead: Can we talk? One Betty Cooper stan to another?

Alice: I don’t see why not

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Archie: (at the gym) Hey Reggie it’d be a lot easier if we worked together to lift these weights