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Regular

Betty: I know this is random but Dom or Sub? 

Jughead: I guess Domino’s. I don’t go to Subway that much. Don’t see why you’d put them in the same category.                    

Regular

Toni: I’m not gay but you look fucking hot in that dress. Cheryl.

Cheryl: We’re married, TT.

Regular

Sweet Pea: So you remember the plan if I ever die in front of you, right?

Toni & Fangs: Of course.

Sweet Pea: Tell me, then.

Toni:
In the case of you dying, as you fall to the ground, we are to sing MMMMM WHATCHA SAY-

Fangs:
no matter the circumstances

Sweet Pea: Good

Regular

Jughead: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions.

Veronica: Archiekins, what is Tiffany & Co famous for?

Jughead: Stuff he knows.

Regular

Veronica: Archie, care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our house?

Archie: They’re Golden Retrievers, Ronnie. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

Regular

Archie: Hey, I can cook!

Jughead: Arch, offering people gum is not cooking.

Regular

Reggie: So, let me get this straight –

Toni: More like let me run this bi you.

Veronica: Let’s see how this pans out.

Jughead: Guys we should ace-ss the situation.

Kevin: I’m gay.

Regular

Claudius *to Penelope*: So what’s on the menu tonight?

Toni: I hope it’s Cheryl

Claudius and Penelope: What?              

Toni: I SAID I HOPE THERE’S SOME CHERRY

Regular

Jughead: The Serpents are a competent team.

Sweet Pea: Jones!
I tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and I broke everything!

Regular

Penny: I will ruin your happiness!

Jughead: My happiness?

Jughead *turns to his friends*: I’m happy?