Submitted by @disenfranchisedswampwitch
Petition to make this the mood for season 4
Twenty three minutes into Chapter Forty-One, Manhunter, there is a scene between Mr. Lodge and Jughead, and the actual quote "I'm not a sixteen year old nerd" could be a great Riverdale Remix post? If you take requests? I guess this would kind of be a gag request, because it's actualy from Riverdale.
from the other woman for penelope: (you wrecked two marriages!) First of all, one of them was mine so it doesn't count.
from glee: “you kids be careful, and if things get serious, use protection” archie: “does he mean like a burglar alarm?”
"sometimes stupid and cute are enough" can you do that quote but with Veronica?
Penny Peabody *after attempting to make a deal with the Serpents*: Do we have a deal?
F.P. Jones: No! No, no, no, no! Did I mention no?
Jughead: So, you think she’s the girl for me?
Kevin: Oh, yeah. She’s tons of fun, and you’re no fun at all. She completes you.
Jughead: Promise me something, Archie. Never breed.
Archie: I’ll try.
Archie: Why are you looking at me like this is my fault?
Jughead: Because it is your fault.
Archie: Yeah, you’re probably right.
Jughead: Are you drunk?
Archie: I don’t know, Mom, am I?